#master-key

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."