"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."
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"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."
"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."
"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."
"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."
"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"
"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."
"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."
"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."
"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."
"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."
"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"
"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."
"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."
"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"
"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."