#master-key

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."