#master-key

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."