#Master

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."