#Master

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."