#Master

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."