#Master

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."