#Master

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."