"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."
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"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."
"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"
"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"
"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."
"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."
"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"
"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"
"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."
"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."
"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."
"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."
"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."
"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."
"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."
"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."
"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."
"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."