#Master

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."