#Master

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."