#Master

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."