#Master

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."