#Master

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."