#masters

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."