#masters

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."