#masters

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."