#masters

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"