#masters

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."