#masters

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."