#masters

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."