#masters

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."