#mastery

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"You must immerse yourself in your work. You have to fall in love with your work … You must dedicate your life to mastering your skill. That’s the secret of success."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."