#mastery

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."