#mastery

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."