#mastery

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"