#mastery

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."