#mastery

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."