#mastery

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"To become a master at any skill, it takes the total effort of your: heart, mind, and soul working together in tandem."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."