#mastery

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."