#mastery

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."