#mastery

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."