#mastery

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."