#mastery

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."