#mastery

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"To become a master at any skill, it takes the total effort of your: heart, mind, and soul working together in tandem."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."