#Meaning

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Hope is a feeling that life and work have meaning. You either have it or you don't, regardless of the state of the world that surrounds you."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"What comes, when it comes, will be what it is."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Why do you so earnestly seek the truth in distant places?Look for delusion and truth in thebottom of your own heart."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."