#Meaning

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Sixty-four thousand dollars for a question, I hope they are asking you the meaning of life."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."