"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
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978 quotes about Meaning
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Meaning Quotes
"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."
"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."
"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."
"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."
"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"The enduring attraction of war is this: Even with its destruction and carnage it can give us what we long for in life. It can give us purpose, meaning, a reason for living."
"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."
"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."
"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."
"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."
"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."
"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."
"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."
"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."
"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"
"Unlike wealth, there is an infinite value in legacy."
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."
"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."