#Meaning

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Exactly!"said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God."Aristotle"

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."