#Meaning

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."