#Meaning

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."