#Meaning

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"I think humor is used a lot of the time to keep people from getting too close. Humor side-steps and shifts the meaning."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"There is a Japanese proverb that literally goes 'Raise the sail with your stronger hand', meaning you must go after the opportunities that arise in life that you are best equipped to do."

"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Art distills sensations and embodies it with enhanced meaning."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Why do you so earnestly seek the truth in distant places?Look for delusion and truth in thebottom of your own heart."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."