#Meaning

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say."

"There is something infantile in the presumption that somebody else has a responsibility to give your life meaning and point… The truly adult view, by contrast, is that our life is as meaningful, as full and as wonderful as we choose to make it."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God."Aristotle"

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"It’s an already inside outside,The philosophers say it’s the soulBut it’s not the soul: it’s the animal or the man itselfIn its way of existing."