#Meaning

"Sixty-four thousand dollars for a question, I hope they are asking you the meaning of life."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"As we learn, grow and prosper, consciousness takes on new expressions and intrinsically searches for purpose and meaning."

"Friends are the family you choose (~ Nin/Ithilnin, Elven rogue)."

"Faith is not about finding meaning in the world, there may be no such thing -- faith is the belief in our capacity to create meaningful lives."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"To ask, 'How do you do it?' is already starting off on the wrong foot. When reaching for the stars, there does not have to be a 'how' if there is a big enough 'why'."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."