#Meaning

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."