#one-liner

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."

"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."

"Nation needs soldiers, politics needs civilians."

"A family man shouldn't trade his peace for profits, it is the job of a businessman."

"Your friends can be double-edged knife thy can either nurture you or destroy you. Choose them Wisely......"

"In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench."

"Create your own path.Don't blindly follow the massess... because most of the time the "M"is silent."