#one-liner

"Nation needs soldiers, politics needs civilians."

"In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench."

"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"A family man shouldn't trade his peace for profits, it is the job of a businessman."

"Your friends can be double-edged knife thy can either nurture you or destroy you. Choose them Wisely......"

"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."

"Create your own path.Don't blindly follow the massess... because most of the time the "M"is silent."