#personal-development

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Simply just BE GRATEFUL what you have today, there is millions who'are crying for the place where you are today"

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

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"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."