#personal-development

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"You can dramatize your ideas in business or in any other aspect of your life. It’s easy"

"When you know you can do something, and you feel good about yourself, you do not have to devalue others."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."