#personal-development

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."