#personal-development

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!"

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."