#personal-development

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."