#personal-development

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."