#personal-development

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."