#personal-development

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

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"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."