#personal-development

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Be a person that others will look for your posts daily because they know you will encourage them. Be the positive one and help others to have a great day and you will find that not only they like you but you will like you too."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"First knowledge is the knowledge of God."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."