#personal-development

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"First knowledge is the knowledge of God."