#personal-development

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."