#personal-development

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"To become a master at any skill, it takes the total effort of your: heart, mind, and soul working together in tandem."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."