#personal-development

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."