#personal-development

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."