#personal-development

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"To become a master at any skill, it takes the total effort of your: heart, mind, and soul working together in tandem."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."