#personal-development

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."