#personal-growth

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."